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Post by Acid Mouse on Nov 18, 2022 15:59:41 GMT
(Start as we mean to go on)
For some time, my wife's had this ridiculous idea that I'm playing too much golf. Actually, it came to a head at about 11.30 last night. She suddenly shouted at me: "Golf, golf, golf. All you ever think about is bloody golf!". And I'll be honest, it frightened the life out of me. I mean, you don't expect to meet somebody on the 14th green at that time of night.
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Post by God Less America on Nov 21, 2022 6:39:24 GMT
I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
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Post by Acid Mouse on Nov 23, 2022 8:28:38 GMT
My mate’s wife is feeling depressed after being accused of sleeping around. We’ve all been there.
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Post by God Less America on Nov 24, 2022 13:47:42 GMT
I bought a DVD showing all of Ronnie O'Sullivan's 147 breaks. It was in the clearance section.
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